Day 31.1
Hello and welcome to Super Bowl XVIILMXCCMX! With the storm troopers of Galactic Empire taking on the pilots of the Rebel Alliance! Today’s game will be broadcast throughout the known universe on every channel, as per Emperor Palpatine’s decree.
This is the 32nd appearance by the Troopers, having the reputation of “terminating” their rivals should they loose. We all remember the defeat of the Wookies from Kashyyyk last year, with the score; Troopers 93 Wookies 7, after the controversial use of blasters by the Troopers in the second half.
This year should be a more exciting game as it is rumored that several rogue Jedi have joined the Rebel Alliance. Their undefeated record this year gives a glimmer of hope that this might be the year the Troopers are defeated.
Today’s halftime show will feature John Williams and the London Symphony Orchestra!
So, get ready, grab your blue milk and let’s get this game started!
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