Day 7.1
“Ahem….waiter!”
“Yes sir? What can I do for you?”
“I really do not want to be a bother. Never mind, I’m fine.”
“Sir, if there is anything I can do to make your dining experience more enjoyable, please let me know, I’m here to serve you.”
“Well, I want to inquire about your soup.”
“Our soup?”
“Yes.”
“Our soup is the finest in the world! Using only the best and rarest ingredients, our chef slaves each and every day to create our masterpiece. We’ve won several national and international awards for our soup. People travel far and wide, from dozens of countries simply to sample our soup!”
“Yes, I know, that is why we came. In fact, I have a bowl here.”
“Ah, you do! Fantastic! Is there a problem? Is the taste not to your liking?”
“Actually, I haven’t tried it yet. There is something floating in it….”
“Floating?!?”
“Yes…look here.”
“Ahhhh, but sir, that is the secret, that is what makes our soup special…that is the ‘piece de resistance’!”
“REALLY?!?”
“Sir, that particular ingredient is extremely rare. Only our owner and founder know where to collect them. He arrives each day; with a limited quantity…you may be interested to know that you are one of the few to receive a whole one! Please sir, enjoy!”
“Okay, I’ll try it….”
“Magnifique! If there is anything else I can do for you, please…let me know.”
“Will do…thank you.”
“Thank you sir, and please enjoy the rest of your evening here at Gargamel’s Bistro.”
LOL, perfect ending!
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