Day 14.1
There I was, chained to the headboard, motor oil smeared all over my body. She came in the room with a set of jumper cables, a Slim-Jim and a smile...
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Hello and welcome to the 224th annual Illuminati BBQ picnic and volleyball tournament.
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This evening I would like to discuss KITT. As most of you know, KITT is an artificially intelligent electronic computer module installed in a highly advanced, very mobile, robotic automobile (1982 Pontiac Trans Am to be exact). Okay so... what the heck. KITT is the reason 99.99% of viewers watched the show. The remaining .01% would turn on the show specifically for the music (Dun dun dun da, dun dun dun da, dun dun dun dun da daaaaaa, cha chow....) No one; seriously, NO ONE watched it for David Hasselhoff’s character of Michael Knight. I mean really, curly hair, black leather jacket....wearing boots?!? PLUS, Michael Knight would get himself into all sorts of crap and it was KITT that always had to save his butt. You never, ever saw Michael save KITT from a trash compactor or wrecking ball, but ut-oh.....Michael has a hangnail, in swoops kit, flashing his red sensor, immobilizing the enemy and saving Michael.
The hell?!?
So, I ask...why, why, WHY was Hasselhoff given Baywatch? Now, to those of you who have never seen the show (and don’t lie, cuz’ we know that you all have), I ask...wouldn’t it have been a much better show, a super fantastic show, a turbo-enhanced super-duper colossal totally AWESOME show, if it starred KITT instead of Hasselhoff?
Seriously.
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